Meanwhile, ESPN insider Mike Petriello writes that the Indians have a very good chance of having the best starting rotation in the American League in 2015. According to FanGraphs, the Indians and Mariners are tied for the title of best starting rotation in the American League. So it’s totally accurate, then, if history looks back on Selig as the Marco Scutaro of commissioners. In case you were wondering, retiring Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig’s lovely parting gift is a retirement package that will pay him $6 million per year, or about what the world champion San Francisco Giants will pay Marco Scutaro next year. ‘Merry Christmas, find a quarterback – and lose those brown pants!’ Then he sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,Īnd away they all flew, sheer testosterone and male gristle.īut he was heard to exclaim, from a grim backward glance, To start winning some games and start kicking some as … soon as possible. Leaving in each player’s locker an appeal to their cranium.įrom all the great Browns from all seasons past, He spoke not a word but went inside the stadium, Made it clear that bystanders should get out of the way. He could intimidate opponents just by being himself.Ī wink of his eye from his orange and brown sleigh He was ripped, and all business, no jolly old elf. The great Otto Graham, imagine! Eee-gads! He had a chiseled face and a six-pack for abs The stump of a pipe in his teeth, that was new.Īnd the smoke went nowhere until he told it to. Made you say to yourself, ‘I want one like his.’ His cheeks were like roses, kinda like Aaron Craft. His eyes, how they twinkled, in the cold and the draft. The great man was dressed in his Browns’ uniform.Ī bundle of goodies he had flung on his back,Īnd he looked like ‘ole Santa just opening his sack. On the plus side: plenty of places to park. Then off they all flew to the Factory of Dread.įirstEnergy Stadium stood lonely and dark. ‘Dunno,’ said J-Has, ‘This poem’s quite erratic.’ ‘What the heck does that mean?’ asked the great Otto-matic. When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. To the top of the league, and that’s where they stayed.įor most of a decade the champs chumped the decayed.Īs dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, Len Ford and Bill Willis, those guys could bulldoze-ya.’ ‘There’s, Motley, that’s Speedie, Lavelli and Groza, Though more rapid than eagles, his coursers took a blow,Īnd Otto intro’d them, so Jimmy would know. Won more rings than Manning, Montana, Elway. ‘Ol Otts looked tremendous, and boy, could he play! It was some reindeer, a sled, and the great Otto Graham! Gave the Pilot Flying J sign that Tennessee glow.Īnd Jimmy soon realized what his eyes were a-sayin’ The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Hollering, ‘We accept credit, debit or cash!’ Haslam sprang from his bed to offer rebates. When out by the gas pumps there arose such a scrape
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